What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?